Snake In The Eagle’s Shadow (1978)
A young Jackie Chan stars as a boy who used to be a janitor at a kung-fu school. He proceeds to kill a man by attack his testicals. A classic.
Big Trouble in Little China (1986)
Big Trouble in Little China is one of the best action movies to watch drunk. Here, we witness an upset Thunder unable to protect his master. His only choice when faced with this shame is to kill himself… by inflating?
Kareteci KIz, “Karate Girl” (1973)
Honestly, we have no idea what this movie is about, all we know is this is probably the most dramatic death scene ever filmed.
Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 (1987)
The serial killer in this film, of course, targets those who he finds to be “naughty.” Except in the clip it just seems like he’s targeting anyone who’s garbage day is on a Wednesday.
Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987)
A movie about revenge, a movie about loyalty, a movie about frisbees with built in razor blades. The death scene is great in and of itself, but the line when he tells the runner “Nice ass,” and she responds, “Right back at you pilgrim,” truly is the cherry on top of the cake.
Hard Ticket to Hawaii
It was honestly impossible to just narrow Hard Ticket to Hawaii with just one death scene. This movie is gold.
Enter the Ninja (1981)
This guy’s sad shrug at the end, “Eh, what can ya do?” deserves an Oscar.
Don’t Torture a Duckling (1972)
The plot of Don’t Torture a Duckling sounds so good. A reporter and a promiscuous young woman enter a small, suspicious Italian village to solve the murders of children. Except if the rest of the movie is like this death scene, it’d be hard not to laugh.
Deadly Friend (1986)
Yo, that girl can throw. Get her a softball scholarship.
Kara Murat Pasha (1972)
If this Turkish movie is half as dramatic as this scene, sign us up.