Happy

That is right, all you Mavericks and Gooses (… Geese?), break out your aviator shades, get that volleyball net create, and prepare to fly. Now is Top Gun day, a whole day focused on the Tom Cruise film about a hotshot naval fighter pilot, who is dangerous, trendy, and only trying to find love.

You are likely asking yourself, “Gee, how do I, a regular red blooded American, celebrate this holiday?”

You’ve now, obviously by quoting it. I will educate you on how.

1. When someone declares they inadvertently ate the lunch you brought to work.

When someone admits that they accidentally ate the lunch you brought to the office.

2. When you get overly turnt at the pregame and friends and family believe you should remain home.

When you get too turnt at the pregame and your friends think you should stay home.

3. When you think about McDonald’s milkshakes…

When you think about McDonald's milkshakes...

4. When McDonalds says they can not give you a milkshake because “the machine is being cleaned.”

When McDonalds says they can't give you a milkshake because "the machine is being cleaned."

5. When you visit a pub that is new and it’s wings all day, for five cents everyday.

When you go to a new bar and it has wings for five cents everyday, all day.

6. When someone you despise shows up to your own dog’s Bark Mitzvah.

When someone you hate shows up to your dog's Bark Mitzvah.

7. When you are blocking the haters out.

When you're blocking out the haters.

8. When you see it is mating season at the zoo.

When you see that it is mating season at the zoo.

9. When you are snuggling with a cat but then it abruptly bolts away.

When you're snuggling with a cat but then it suddenly bolts away.

10. Johnson made it onto the Honor Roll, when someone is bragging about their child being on the Honor Roll and your son.

When someone is bragging about their kid being on the Honor Roll and your son, Johnson, also made it onto the Honor Roll.

11. When you can not recall that character from Game of Thrones, who is name is Petyr Baelish, but everyone calls him Littlefinger, and you are requesting your buddy who is into the show what his name is.

When you can't remember that character from <em>Game of Thrones</em>, who's name is Petyr Baelish, but everyone calls him Littlefinger, and you're asking your friend who's into the show what his name is.

12. When you go on a Tinder date, because you used old pictures from when you were ten pounds lighter and your date does not actually understand you, so they softly say your name if you will respond to it to see.

When you go on a Tinder date, and your date doesn't really recognize you because you used old photos from when you were ten pounds lighter, so they quietly say your name to see if you'll react to it.

13. If you are going to be hungover tomorrow when your buddy asks.

When your friend asks if you're going to be hungover tomorrow.

14. Although your buddy is trying to find work, but can not locate the section in the paper where they are recorded.

When your friend is looking for a job, but can't find the section in the newspaper where they're listed.

15. When you are attempting to convince your friend to go up to do karaoke.

When you're trying to convince your friend to go up on stage to do karaoke.