These 15 Weird Questions Will Leave You Stumped For Days On End

Among the greatest methods to get through an extended road trip would be to play a game called “Would you rather?” By giving a man a choice between two things, neither of which look appealing, and making them cope with the anguish of determining the least worst alternative the game is played. Not only can you get to laugh at what they finally determine, but in addition you get to see them rationalize and try their reply.

When you head out on a lengthy car ride again (hopefully when the weather clears up), take some of these 15 questions along with you. They are certain to provide endless hours of amusement.

1. This will depend on whether my dog is really a dull conversationalist.

It depends on whether my dog is actually a boring conversationalist.

2. How about a FF button for those weekly assemblies instead?

How about a FF button for those weekly meetings instead?

3. Except mermaids are generally viewed as enchantresses, tempting men to their own departure.

Except mermaids are typically seen as sirens, luring men to their death.

4. Better question: could I be Arnold?

Better question: could I be Arnold?

5. Would I find a way to prevent bugs from getting in my own mouth, if I could fly?

If I can fly, would I also have the ability to prevent bugs from getting in my mouth?

6. Either way, you have become a vegetarian.

Either way, you

7. Do I get the entire Adams Family, also?

Do I get the whole Adams Family, too?

8. What do I get if I give up both?

What do I get if I give up both?

9. “Style ain’t going out of fashion.”

"Style ain

10. Choices…

Decisions...

11. At least you understand there is a past…

At least you know there

12. Gross, umm.

Umm, gross.

13. Is this a tough choice?

Is this even a hard decision?

14. Oww oww oww oww oww!

Oww oww oww oww oww!

15. The first choice leaves room for advancement.

At least the first option leaves room for improvement.

(via Guff)

I used these precise questions for the most thrilling auto trip of my life last weekend. Now it is your turn