Drake’s got enemies, got a lot of enemies. And one of those enemies is Madonna?
Drake is probably like, “no, don’t do it. Please don’t do it, Madonna,” right about now.
When it comes to the kiss seen ’round the world, or at least seen ’round a desert filled with white people in their 20s culturally misappropriating Native American culture, one of its participants was not having it.
Despite the fact that Drake wiped off the material girl’s surprise Coachella kiss like it was an unwanted smooch from a drunk aunt at a family reunion, he later went on the record saying that he would feel “100 about that forever.”
Well, things just went from 0 to 100 and back to 0 real quick.
Madonna, perhaps pissed off his lip wiping distaste, responded in less-than-kind by saying that Drake kissed like a girl, and that she would not advise anyone to kiss him ever, thus dooming Drake to be forever alone, writing even more melancholy songs about trying to get back together with his ex, late night phone calls, and, something you don’t want to research on Urban Dictionary, Truffle Butter.
Here were her recent remarks she made in an interview:
“I kissed a girl and I liked it… Don’t kiss Drake, no matter how many times he begs you to.“
To be fair, due to the angle, the Drake-Madonna kiss was as upside-down as the infamous rainy Spider-Man make-out session. Who is going to have a going to have a good time playing tonsil hockey with anyone under those conditions?
Also, it kind of looks like Madonna is some sort of hawk trying to regurgitate food into her little eaglet’s mouth during this now infamous lip-on-lip session. Is she secretly the culprit of being a bad kisser?
Who do you think gives better mouth-to-mouth? Drake or Madonna?