If you aren’t already one of the 3.6 million people following this hilarious fat Jewish man, then you need to on that, pronto. He posts the most hilarious memes and the most ridiculous videos.
This post of him getting a pedicure and holding hands with Katie Couric is everything.
What’s better than sitting across from a cute guy on the subway? Sitting across from a cute guy on the subway with a book in his hand. It’s nice to know that there are still good looking guys who read books in their spare time, and this Instagram account makes sure you know that the Charles Dickens-loving homeboy of your dreams is out there
Because sitting across from a guy “swiping left” isn’t really much to swoon over.
You like coffee. You like men. Why not sip on coffee while looking at men who are sipping on coffee
Wait. Is that a shirtless man holding a kitten in one hand and coffee in the other? Aaaand now you’re following @menandcoffee.
“‘Cause It’s Always Good To Have A Bad Bitch On Your Side”
Tag away, ladies.
Voila. Birth Control via Instagram
Maybe tell your mom how much you love her after looking at these and remembering how you were totally the worst.
Having a bad day? Need snuggles but your landlord is a jerk doesn’t allow pets? Here’s your fix.
Almost two thousand pictures of baby animals. That’s a lot of kittens to love, and it’s also an instant way to get yourself to forget about your horrible ex-boyfriend. Kittens and puppies and happy baby goats will never drunk text you.
It’s a pretty quick and simple way to look at all the most popular Vines in one spot.
This one probably isn’t safe for work since it requires sound and you most likely shouldn’t be on your phone while pretending to – uh – work
Feeling sorry for yourself? Sad? Scroll through this account for an instant “Okay, at least I’m not that pathetic.
Or you can scroll through it and know that someone else is out there doing just as much nothing as you are
Need something to tag your boyfriend in to show him how good he has it? Or maybe you just want to laugh at the expense of the male species. Here’s an account that shows how cruel it is to force your man to go shopping with you.
Leave him at home…. Or take him with you and see if he gets posted on this page.
Tinderella didn’t find her dream man overnight. She had to go through an awful lot of pervs first.
No, dude. Just no.