With the release of her book, Selfish, which boasts 352 pages of never seen before pictures, Kim Kardashian is the reigning queen of selfies. And why shouldn’t she be? She’s gorgeous! The book is compiled of snaps Kanye West‘s bae has taken for over nine years.
We all strive to be as good at selfies as Kim K, so we’ve done some research and you can reap the benifits.
Here are Kim Kardashian’s best selfies.
1. Kim K’s butt gets all the love. It’s important not to forget about the rest of her.
Like her heart and soul.
2. Cheekbones so sharp you call it cheddar.
That made no sense, and for that, I apologize.
3. Imagine if your selfies looked this good?
Maybe you’d have a book deal too, instead of crippling college debt.
4. Kanye makes an apperance.
(Prayer hands emoji) Yezzus.
5. She should’ve been cast as Wonder Woman.
That is the body of an Amazon.
6. Let’s all be polite here.
Eyes to the right of the picture, please.
7. Not sure what this outfit was for, but I’m very disappointed I missed it.
I have so many sequins.
8. Sexy cat costume to the next level.
Next Halloween… Cheetara from the Thunder Cats.
9. Fresh faced.
And… uhm. Wow.
10. Kim is the only person alive who can pull off bathroom mirror selfies.
Do you think Marilyn Monroe is taking selfies in the after life?
11. Seat belts, everybody!
12. *Internet explodes*
I’m writing to you via telegram, because my internet is dead.
13. Kanye looks upset, wonder where they’re late to?
But first, lemme take a selfie.
14. Beach body goals.
(Beach body goals I’ll never obtain. Quiet sobbing follows viewing this picture.)
15. This is the last thing you see before you die if you did good in this world.
16. Getting made up!
You have to document that!
17. Sweatpants look cozy.
But it’s never cold enough in LA to wear them.
18. Real life Barbie.
She must work so hard for that body.
19. Popping eye shadow.
Hoop earrings are an added bonus.
20. She’s always goofing around when she’s getting ready for a photoshoot.
And I am always goofing around, no one takes me seriously.
21. She posted this in honor of Earth Day.
Universe, if you continue to bless us with people like Kim, we’ll keep planting trees on Earth.
22. Cute shirt!
I think it’s a shirt? Maybe a dress? I’m not really a fashionista.
23. This is what Kim would look like in Mad Max.
What would her Mad Max name be? Bombshell Fury?
24. Love her platinum blond hair.
Love her hair any way, honestly.
25. She fell asleep in her makeup.
If I did that I would have a thousand pimples. Kim K just continues to look gorgeous.
26. One, two, three…
Is for me!
27. Support our troops!
Those hips may be able to support anything.
28. A koala-ty picture.
Do you get it? Like “quality,” except with a koala. I’ll show myself out.
29. I may be out of ways to say “Kim Kardashian is beautiful.”
30. Great, now I’m jealous of Kanye for two reasons.
Kim and vacation.