These 15 Completely Random Facts Just Blew My Mind Into Tomorrow

I could spend my day endlessly typing up TPS reports, catching up on emails, or even taking a business lunch with a coworker. Or I could read endless interesting facts about the world around me. Said facts would make me grow more in awe of the trivial yet amazing forces that surround us.

Which do you think I should choose? Better yet, which one is going to help me conquer tonight’s Trivia Night at the local pub? If you said “learn about random yet interesting facts,” you get a point.

1. Prince Ali, Fabulous He, Ali Ababwa.

Prince Ali, Fabulous He, Ali Ababwa.

2. It’s fightin’ time.

It

3. Turns out bees are the key to human survival come the apocalypse.

Turns out bees are the key to human survival come the apocalypse.

4. Ahhhhh wwwwooooooooooooooo!

Ahhhhh wwwwooooooooooooooo!

5. Challenge accepted.

Challenge accepted.

6. Duh. No one teaches us. We figure it out ourselves. Sheesh.

Duh. No one teaches us. We figure it out ourselves. Sheesh.

7. Because they’re not cute enough already.

Because they

8. Sherlock Holmes didn’t know that.

Sherlock Holmes didn

9. Well, there’s that.

Well, there

10. Grossssssss.

Grossssssss.

11. And then lobsters inherited the Earth.

And then lobsters inherited the Earth.

12. Lies, lies, lies!

Lies, lies, lies!

13. Time to get me a teddy.

Time to get me a teddy.

14. What about my stomach?

What about my stomach?

15. Nature is messed up.

Nature is messed up.

(via Guff)

Who has two thumbs and is all set to win Trivia Night? This guy right here. Now that I read and memorized all these, my hunger for more random knowledge has only increased. I need…more…facts!