When Morgan Freeman gets on his high horse, even the horse he’s on gets high.
Morgan Freeman could have any voiceover job ever if he wanted, but there’s one bit of narration that will stand out from his usual sonorous bellows: let’s all get high, yeah?
In a recent interview with The Daily Beast, the 77-year-old Oscar-winning blazer got reeeeeal candid about his feelings regarding legalizing marijuana. Spoiler alert: he wants us to light up all day, erryday.
Here were his potent remarks:
“Legalize it across the board… Marijuana has many useful uses. I have fibromyalgia pain in this arm, and the only thing that offers any relief is marijuana. They’re talking about kids who have grand mal seizures, and they’ve discovered that marijuana eases that down to where these children can have a life… My first wife got me into it many years ago. How do I take it? However it comes! I’ll eat it, drink it, smoke it, snort it! Weed? Get in my belly!”
You hear that, weed? Get. The. F*ck. In. Morgan. Freeman’s. Belly. So says God.
Morgan Freeman wants us all to get high so badly he wants to invent a way to snort pot. That’s how much of a free man Freeman is.
In honor of Morgan supporting pot, here are a bunch of kittens who are high AF.
This cat got too high to put his blanket on.
This cat’s choice of TV program to watch while high? A news program on NBC.
This extremely high cat just reasoned out his own mortality.
Dear human, I ate all your cookies. Love, Your high-as-balls cat.
This kitty prematurely spilled all her stash.
This high cat has spent the last 4 hours playing with a piece of string. That’s right, for four hours.
This cat decided that his bed was too far away, so he fashioned one out of a cardboard box. Yes, he is thinking “what is my life,” right about meow… now.
This is the most faded cat in the world.
The remote is how far away? You’ve cat to be kitten me right meow.
I think… I think… I think I need some water.
Someone just explained time dilation and general relativity to this cat.
I love you, plant. I love you so f*cking much.
Oh no, that’s like a month’s worth of drugs. Oh well, if I nap, I think I’ll feel a lot better about it.