A Former MTV Executive Pitched THESE Crazy Ideas About Spiderman To Sony!

For some reason, we do not purchase that Peter Parker would be getting any other day of the week for that matter, or the team to go up on a Tuesday.

Sorry but I turn this thought down. Turn down for what motive? Well, it is quite a lousy thought, that is why.

Nick Shore, a former MTV executive who’s now presently taking care of their Astronauts Needed: No Experience Required, shot ex-Sony head Amy Pascal an e-mail while mid-flight on a plane (no word yet as to whether Nyquil was included) about his ideas about Spiderman.

If Nick had his druthers, Spidey would undoubtedly have his own Snapchat circle, be a modest bragger, would be swinging to some EDM with his net, and would be into doing Tough Mudders.

You know, actual strong plot points.

Here’s the e-mail he sent, which @DukeLovesYou spoted.

Spidey believed

Hey Amy – only a few rando ideas from 35,000 LAX-JFK:

– A growing tendency we see with Millennials are the truly extreme types of experiential exercise like Rough Mudder (a kind of foul triathalon), the Colour Run as well as things like Hot Power Yoga, veganism etc. Millennials will frequently post “N.B.D.” on their social media after doing it , as in No Big Deal, also known as the “modest brag”…..wondering if Spidey could get into that in some way….he is super fit, bendy, powerful, extreme….and it is all NBD to him, of course.

– EDM (electronic dance music) is the defining music for Millennials. Wondering if there is an EDM angle? His movements are wonderful, would be wonderful with a killer DJ behind it

– Snapchat just started a “narrative” functionality, which can be sort of “day in the life of me” told in a string of snapchats that expire after 24 hours. It’s a very VIP quality about it, since invitation. Becoming encouraged into the Snapchat group of Spidey very buzzworthy, and would be enormous and cool.

Wow, it is like Spiderman gets me. What is next? Spiderman begins dating Hannah Horvath on Girls?